Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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