Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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