I'm drive I can fine osifer
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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