oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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