on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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