The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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