I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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