similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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