So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Two words: blizzard sex
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
