before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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