please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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