I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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