But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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