you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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