The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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