im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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