she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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