The maid of honor just puked.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.