the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.