sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen