I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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