Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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