Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
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Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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