his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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