I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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