you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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