im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My cat gives me a boner
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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