I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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