Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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