my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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