I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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