please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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