margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i barfeds in our rink
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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