Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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