Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Blood and glitter go together right?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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