So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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