Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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