doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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