I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She bit a glass in half.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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