How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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