Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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