I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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