Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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