8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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