im having a threesome with these popsicles
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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