p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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