from now on my penis is your penis
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize