how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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