Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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