I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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