The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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