Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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