So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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