He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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