hell yes lets make some ravioli
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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