ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
two words...techno handjob
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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